kung fu clean.

today's domesticated man is forced to battle the chores that hisorically were related to women. now the man is faced with themmmmm!
as i washed the dishes, i had to scrub and skrub and Esssscrubbbb so that they were clean. hell, im not a clean freak at all, and most of the time my house is a mess, but when it comes to dishes, it's crucial to justly do justice to them. it's about me being grossed out from things or people. r u like that? im like that? anyone else like that? im like dat. dat dat dat dattatoo!
anyways, today was awesome...weatherwise that is. tutured and it was ok. i had to teach this kid to combine sentences. for example, he had to combine the following sentences: the boys from the kung fu school marched in the parade. The girls from the kung fu school marched in the parade. Thus, to combine them in one sentence, he had to write: The girls and boys from the kung fu school began to riot in the streets, and the parade went nuts. after the girls did some kung fu fighting, the boys were afraid. Was the testosterone levels imbalanced in the girls' hemeostasis? The boys decided that it was time to leave and in search of a place to hide from the ass-kicking gals, the boys were eventually found and something loco happened. Eventually the parents of both girls and boys where notified. "oh my, im just ashamed of you!" one mother said to her kung fu girl. "But mom, the salami was not cooked properly, therefor, my testosterone levels shot up and i couldn't control my reflexes!" one girl said to her mom. "Oh my, im ashamed of you!" another mom said to another kung fu gal. "Mom i suggest that you remain calm before i do a roundhouse kick that'll shatter your lower jaw structure!" a kung fu girl said to her mom.
As you can see, the situation is mind-boggling and disturbing. What is happening to the girls? what? what??? what is happning to the kufu koofoo gals? There story is one of a kind and you can see for yourself that it is nuts! nuts, nuts!
good nut (night) for now.