v8

i bought a case of v8 today. whoever invented this drink must also be in the automotive industry cuz vehicles also have v8 engines in them. that's right, you can use v8 juice as an alternative to gasoline. do you believe me? ok.

im usinig the blogger to write creatively; to use creativity; to abandon all null objects; to think outside the circle; to think; to write; to sit here and think; to use my cognitive skills; to use my psychomotor skills; to use my affective domain; to use my mechanical skills; to use my ability to sit here on my buttocks; to use my health for granted; to use my freedom to exxxxbress mai'saylf; to contribute to society; to hear myself type; to think of myself as someone writing; to divulge information from the cranium; to use words i've learned recently; to use the recent word menorrhaga; to tell you about Mendel's law that is a principle in genetics that is limited and modified by the subsequent discovery of the phenomenon of linkage; to keep you right there on your butt, in your seat, on yout bed, reading my words; to connect with you; to think that i am thinking all of this stuff; and to finally post it all over the net....into cyberspace...so someone in the world can read it, so someone in the world can see it, so someone in the world can notice it.

kung fu clean.

today's domesticated man is forced to battle the chores that hisorically were related to women. now the man is faced with themmmmm!
as i washed the dishes, i had to scrub and skrub and Esssscrubbbb so that they were clean. hell, im not a clean freak at all, and most of the time my house is a mess, but when it comes to dishes, it's crucial to justly do justice to them. it's about me being grossed out from things or people. r u like that? im like that? anyone else like that? im like dat. dat dat dat dattatoo!
anyways, today was awesome...weatherwise that is. tutured and it was ok. i had to teach this kid to combine sentences. for example, he had to combine the following sentences: the boys from the kung fu school marched in the parade. The girls from the kung fu school marched in the parade. Thus, to combine them in one sentence, he had to write: The girls and boys from the kung fu school began to riot in the streets, and the parade went nuts. after the girls did some kung fu fighting, the boys were afraid. Was the testosterone levels imbalanced in the girls' hemeostasis? The boys decided that it was time to leave and in search of a place to hide from the ass-kicking gals, the boys were eventually found and something loco happened. Eventually the parents of both girls and boys where notified. "oh my, im just ashamed of you!" one mother said to her kung fu girl. "But mom, the salami was not cooked properly, therefor, my testosterone levels shot up and i couldn't control my reflexes!" one girl said to her mom. "Oh my, im ashamed of you!" another mom said to another kung fu gal. "Mom i suggest that you remain calm before i do a roundhouse kick that'll shatter your lower jaw structure!" a kung fu girl said to her mom.
As you can see, the situation is mind-boggling and disturbing. What is happening to the girls? what? what??? what is happning to the kufu koofoo gals? There story is one of a kind and you can see for yourself that it is nuts! nuts, nuts!
good nut (night) for now.

to all bigots..you know who you are!

You
By Ruth Guthrie Harding
Born 1882
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Deep in the heart of me,
Nothing but You!
See through the art of me --
Deep in the heart of me
Find the best part of me,
Changeless and true.
Deep in the heart of me,
Nothing but You!


http://www.daypoems.net/poems/1376.html

tolerance

i vowed not to forget this, but it's an issue that just doesn't come easy to me; it just seems to always smack me right in the face! And why sis that? Well, i don't know, but today while working in the ER, and i have experienced this in the past as well, not just today, that a spanish-peaking patient came in and did not speak any english. Her son was with her and he didn't speak it either. the nurse working with me in triage and the patient business lady who happened to be there got pissed off at the lady cuz she didn't speak english. "Do you live here??!!!" the loud-mouthed business girl sarcastically said, implying that anyone living in amerika should speak it, without looking at the woman. she was trying to talk down to the woman cuz she and the nurse, as well as many many other nurses in the ER that i workwith, believe that everyone that lives in amerika needs to speak english! why should they? did the first immigrants speak english/?? i dont think so! they were spanish and portugese! the english came much much laaaaaaater! in fact, england was too pompous to fund someone in search ofthe new world cuz they were too 'bloody' busy exploiting africa and what such!
Not to preach about history, but more than one state in america was named after some native american, spanish, or french someone or something. the name America itself is named after some italian, and he probably DID NOT NOTSPEAK english. So why should any immigrant coming here? cuz it' s better? after all, the americans hated the english so much that they kicked them the hell out! so why use english as a languag? cuz it's CONVENIENT and hey, it's not really English per se, it's american slang! it's a prototype of english! infact, shakespeare won't even understand us and most likely call the most educated of Americans a barbarian for speaking in such a dialect!
supposedly the holocaust and every other damned war or event caused by human wreckage has taught us today some tolerance but as i learned today, it has not. not even amongst those of us working in a field that depends on compassion, care, dignity, empathy, dedication and most of all, TOLERANCE!
it's disgusting and i was disgusted. now, you are probably reading this and saying, "well, i believe that everyone in america should speak english cuz we allspeak english!" let me ask you this: do you know what the official language of the United States is? ok, i didn't think so. it's because you dont have any damn tolerance to know something about your country, or anyone else for that matter.

dude, where's my pictures????????

cuz im new at this, i feel like im in some damn hostile territory and some black hole! i dont know how to post pictures or do whatever the other veteran postees do! i mean, what the hell[p]! ]
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Of all that breathes and crawls across the earth,
our mother earth breeds nothing feebler than a man.
-Homer
As i sit here and make a lesson plan, my mind revolves around this quote and i believe that i am living it! Goodness, i feel feeble today after the mental anguish that i have stirred with a certain someone. A certain someone!
I can go on all day analyzing the quote because it's just so perfect for my mood. Not only will this provide me with cool practice of writing about thematic ideas, but i can relate to this quote. i believe that good writing abstains from just the academic/formal atmosphere, but incorportates the personal, more informal side of things; it should be objective and subjective at the same time. am i making sense? it's late.
Getting back to the quote, i think that every man, cuz all men must crawl before their women at one time or another, can relate to this. God, why do we men live up to the phrase, "all men are dogs!" I dont know, but maybe our minds are just feeble! is that what Homer is saying? maybe men are stronger than women physically, but i certainly must say that our actions make us mentally inferior-at times-in contrast to women! Spongebob, although a hollow sponge, has more brains than us men. Ok, so maybe some of you will say that i am speaking for myself, but i am not...im just not ashamed to generalize and condemn who i am...or belong to-the XY chromosome!
feeble? fragile also.

this is new and im not sure im doing it right!